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+4Meg Berserker oblivionator enix2 8 posters |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:58 pm | |
| In this game, we get to be judge, jury and exocutioner. each person will post something that they do thats not illegal, and the next person twists it into a crime and gives them a punishment. Example: (read this to see how it works) - Spoiler:
Post one: I give my life savings to a poor family. (can make up random stuff)
Post two: CRIME: The poor family used it to buy pot, so you're guilty of contributing to the sale of drugs!! PUNISHMENT: 365 days in a drug rehabilitation facility...
I went on vacation to france.
Post three: CRIME: Your fingernail clippers are seized at the airport, and you arrested as a terrorist. PUNISHMENT: 2900 hours of community service
I ate at pizza hut last night.
I'll start by saying that i write letters to pen pals all around the world. |
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enix2 Level 5
Number of posts : 70 Registration date : 2008-06-03
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:29 pm | |
| Crime: you wrote a letter to a pen pal that was so degrading he/she committed suicide. PUNISHMENT: DEATH SENTANCE(No mercy! XP)
I took a short nap. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:31 pm | |
| CRIME: while you were sleeping, corrupt cops planted underage animal porn involving underage horses and chickens on you and arrested you for it. PUNISHMENT: Punished to watch the movie "The Horse Whisperer" attentively every day for the rest of your life!
I am watching Cops. I like that show. |
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oblivionator Admin
Number of posts : 464 Age : 35 Registration date : 2008-05-13
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:00 pm | |
| CRIME: You decided to reenact a scene where the criminal runs down the streets naked and shout "BARRACUDA". You get arrested for the disruption of peace in the neighborhood PUNISHMENT: Sentenced to the appropriate attitude correction facility.
I'm playing video games. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:17 pm | |
| CRIME: you played the evil "Grand Theft Dismantle", which is illegal in 42 states. PUNISHMENT: 713 hours playing the lame game "Make Grass Grow" I have 3 dogs. |
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enix2 Level 5
Number of posts : 70 Registration date : 2008-06-03
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:27 pm | |
| CRIME: Your dogs attacked and killed several people PUNISHMENT: your dogs had to be 'put down' I was forced to wear a straight-jacket | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:12 am | |
| CRIME: a fashion fau-paux PUNISHMENT: You must live out the rest of your life on the continent of Antarctica.
I like watching crime dramas, like Cold Case and Without a Trace. |
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Berserker Level 5
Number of posts : 94 Age : 33 Registration date : 2008-06-04
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:14 am | |
| CRIME: You become insane from the crime shows and killed dozens of people. PUNISHMENT: you must become a director for the next adam sandler movie.
I love my gf. | |
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Meg Admin
Number of posts : 347 Age : 36 Location : Texas Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:09 am | |
| CRIME: You're girlfriend is actually a 12 year old prostitute PUNISHMENT: 5-10yrs for soliciting prostitution and @#*% a minor I molested a wax sculpture of ben franklin | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:39 pm | |
| CRIME: That wax sculpture was only made 3 years ago. you molested a 3-year old!! PUNISHMENT: Wear cement shoes and swim atlantic ocean, young lady!!
My first car was a 77 Chevy Camaro. I loved it. |
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FlyingWeaselMan Level 6
Number of posts : 144 Age : 31 Location : my basement Registration date : 2008-05-13
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:21 pm | |
| CRIME: It turns out that the car was stolen by a known GTA and then promptly sold to you. PUNISHMENT: Get shot with paintball guns wearing no shirt.
I went to Bear Lake for a couple of days. | |
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kyle1234lee Level 6
Number of posts : 126 Registration date : 2008-05-13
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:09 am | |
| CRIME: You killed the bears at bearlake PUNISHMENT: Your not allowed to watch the Simpsons I made a clone of a sheep | |
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Meg Admin
Number of posts : 347 Age : 36 Location : Texas Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:14 am | |
| CRIME: The sheep you cloned was really George Bush... PUNISHMENT: America voted you as his personal caretaker... for life | |
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megalos5889 Level 3
Number of posts : 25 Age : 35 Location : Shinku's Case Registration date : 2008-05-20
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:29 am | |
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Meg Admin
Number of posts : 347 Age : 36 Location : Texas Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:24 am | |
| CRIME: The bouncer was really a cop in his "after hours" job PUNISHMENT: You're sentenced to bitch duty in prison for 2 weeks... ouch I put a cute bandana on the Tilly | |
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C7OnlyMe Level 6
Number of posts : 121 Age : 31 Registration date : 2008-05-17
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:59 am | |
| CRIME: Tilly turned ghetto and went on a rampage on all the other neighbourhood cats. PUNISHMENT: You must go to prison for 5 months for being an accomplice, Tilly was sent into a lieutenant Canadian prison that happens to be only 30 days.
I gave random people cans of Coca Cola just so I can record their laugh | |
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FlyingWeaselMan Level 6
Number of posts : 144 Age : 31 Location : my basement Registration date : 2008-05-13
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:14 am | |
| CRIME: It turns out that you spiked several of the Cokes with alcohol and gave them to underage minors. PUNISHMENT: Go to jail and do not pass "Go" =P. | |
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kyle1234lee Level 6
Number of posts : 126 Registration date : 2008-05-13
| Subject: Re: Go directly to jail, do not pass go Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:45 am | |
| I baked a lot of watermelons into pieces of milk pie | |
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