WAR!

This game is just one big random war, everyone on everyone. But please no flaming or fighting.
Think of it more as a game of "Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy vs Spy........"

The concept is simple, come up with a creative way to attack the person above you.
Its just random senseless violence at the expense of the person above you.

example:
"Tom from myspace" posts "I mail the person above me a stick of dynomite sticking out of a cake.
So when he lites it and tries to blow out his candles, he's blown to Hoboken New Jersey."

next poster could post "I fling a bowling ball way up over Toms head, and while he's watching it, trying not to get
squished, I fling a dart up his nose"

Then Tom or anyone else can attack him.
just whatever. But its all in fun, keep it that way.

(i'll put on my protective cup and wait for the game to start)

i know! i'll turn kravis into a flea! and i'll put him in a box! and i'll put that box in another box! and then i'll mail the box to myself and when i receive it i'll S-M-A-S-H it!! ahahahahahahah!!!!!


*courtesy of The Emperor's New Groove* hehe

OMG, i love that movie. XD


Oh, i almost forgot. I pull out the ugly stick that i sleep with under my pillow and hit you 72 times.

yeah i love that movie too lol


i challenged you to a stare-down contest and i cheated by shooting laser beams from my eyes to yours, blinding you immediately!!

I take advantage of the blindness and immeadiately come flying in with a roundhouse kick to Kravis' head.

hey, dont double team me cause you're scared to attack oblivionator. :: punches weasel in the nose ::

lol. Grunts in pain and then thinks that oblivionator would be an easier target and trips him.

I'll hit the big head oblivionator!

I simply grab weasal and throw him at neclords and he bounces off to oblivionator and onto the rest of you lot, when you all are down, I simply throw a grenade and you shall R.I.P

Then I rise out of the fiery remains and then you realize that I have a cyborg skeleton and I run in your direction and tackle you.

I rose from the blazing ruins and gives a very cool sephiroth pose while i drew my *cough*fake*cough* masamune and sliced everyone into tiny bits!

I float by, very unexpectedly, on my homemade zepplin and drop an anvil on oblivionators head. then I crash my Zepplin into a lake. (i'm a horrible driver)

I was practicing casting a very powerful Blaze spell...But suddenly it activated Big time! and the BIG Spell burned you all into crust of cooked pieces by accident...and then I go "Oopsy"...

i laughed at kyle with the same sephiroth pose, saying "i act out my coolness in flames, do you think this small fire will burn me?" then i do an imitation omnislash as cloud watches in jealously and KOs everyone!

I Turn on my amp and Hit some power chords very loudly. waking everyone up. Stop dreaming haha

I dont like being woke up in the morning... I punch epic right in his snooze button and go back to sleep.

I wake up out of my daze from being hit in the head and then kick Kravis in the shin.

I walk down the line of poke everyone in the eyes, 3-stooges style.

I gave you all food so you can be distracted then I went into my mega warship and shot you all down (along with food stands) and as soon as the mini missiles were immobile they exploded to kill all survivors (also releasing cancer)

Then Ill get out of my warship 100 miles down and enjoy a nice can of Pepsi.

I pull out a grenade and pull out the pin... I count to 5 (it is 5 right?) and when I reach 3 it blows up on me.

After I get out of the Head-replacement surgery, I kick dirt in someones eyes.

... ... ...LOL

I laughed and laughed until the earth began shaking and soon it started to crumble while the earth's core turns into a massive blackhole, pulling in everyone and everything!

oh crap... i'm being vacuumed in too... ><

I blew up the C.E.R.N station creating a black whole bigger then yours while shutting down the internetz

I've never been good with grenades... But I did better last time... usualy I pull the Pin and then throw the Pin. Which isnt helpful.

I rent me a hockey mask and a machette and I go hang out by a lake watching the ladies swim naked. When they get dressed again, I go and kick C7, obliz and weasel in the chins. and steal their lunch moneys. But I repent later, so its ok.

infuriated by the fact that kravis went to peep without inviting me along, i put on one heck of a heavy armor and go juggernaut on him and accidentally knocked off everyone else. xD

Its so quiet, everyone must be asleep. I run down the row and grind on everyones foreheads with a cheese grater while they sleep.