Go directly to jail, do not pass go

In this game, we get to be judge, jury and exocutioner.

each person will post something that they do thats not illegal, and the next person twists it into a crime and gives them a punishment.

Example: (read this to see how it works)

Spoiler:

I'll start by saying that i write letters to pen pals all around the world.

Crime: you wrote a letter to a pen pal that was so degrading he/she committed suicide.
PUNISHMENT: DEATH SENTANCE(No mercy! XP)

I took a short nap.

CRIME: while you were sleeping, corrupt cops planted underage animal porn involving underage horses and chickens on you and arrested you for it.
PUNISHMENT: Punished to watch the movie "The Horse Whisperer" attentively every day for the rest of your life!

I am watching Cops. I like that show.

CRIME: You decided to reenact a scene where the criminal runs down the streets naked and shout "BARRACUDA". You get arrested for the disruption of peace in the neighborhood
PUNISHMENT: Sentenced to the appropriate attitude correction facility.


I'm playing video games.

CRIME: you played the evil "Grand Theft Dismantle", which is illegal in 42 states.
PUNISHMENT: 713 hours playing the lame game "Make Grass Grow"

I have 3 dogs.

CRIME: Your dogs attacked and killed several people
PUNISHMENT: your dogs had to be 'put down'

I was forced to wear a straight-jacket

CRIME: a fashion fau-paux
PUNISHMENT: You must live out the rest of your life on the continent of Antarctica.

I like watching crime dramas, like Cold Case and Without a Trace.

CRIME: You become insane from the crime shows and killed dozens of people.
PUNISHMENT: you must become a director for the next adam sandler movie.

I love my gf.

CRIME: You're girlfriend is actually a 12 year old prostitute
PUNISHMENT: 5-10yrs for soliciting prostitution and @#*% a minor

I molested a wax sculpture of ben franklin

CRIME: That wax sculpture was only made 3 years ago. you molested a 3-year old!!
PUNISHMENT: Wear cement shoes and swim atlantic ocean, young lady!!

My first car was a 77 Chevy Camaro. I loved it.

CRIME: It turns out that the car was stolen by a known GTA and then promptly sold to you.
PUNISHMENT: Get shot with paintball guns wearing no shirt.

I went to Bear Lake for a couple of days.

CRIME: You killed the bears at bearlake
PUNISHMENT: Your not allowed to watch the Simpsons

I made a clone of a sheep

CRIME: The sheep you cloned was really George Bush...
PUNISHMENT: America voted you as his personal caretaker... for life

I flashed the bouncer.

CRIME: The bouncer was really a cop in his "after hours" job
PUNISHMENT: You're sentenced to bitch duty in prison for 2 weeks... ouch

I put a cute bandana on the Tilly

CRIME: Tilly turned ghetto and went on a rampage on all the other neighbourhood cats.
PUNISHMENT: You must go to prison for 5 months for being an accomplice, Tilly was sent into a lieutenant Canadian prison that happens to be only 30 days.

I gave random people cans of Coca Cola just so I can record their laugh

CRIME: It turns out that you spiked several of the Cokes with alcohol and gave them to underage minors.
PUNISHMENT: Go to jail and do not pass "Go" =P.

I baked a lot of watermelons into pieces of milk pie